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I wonder if Wakanda would take in the Asgardian refugees?
I feel like the warrior code of conduct in Asgardian culture would mesh well with Wakanda, especially since Asgard seems to have left behind their colonialist past (notice how few supporters Hela had). Their medical science appears to be on the same level. Brunhilde could find a girlfriend in the Dora Milaje. Okoye would put Loki’s ass in the ground if he tried to pull shit. She might do it anyway just on principle which I would applaud. Heimdall resumes his role as a border guard. And I think Thor and T’Challa would be good bros, especially since Thor’s really not super into the whole ruling thing and would pose no threat.
I’m not the only one with this headcanon, yay! (Honestly if the Asgardians don’t settle in Wakanda, I’ll have to scrap so many fics and fic ideas… or just ignore canon)
Always ignore canon. Canon ignores you, after all.
@nycu-cg– Some headcanon for you! :D
It’d be amazing to see how this works out since T’Challa and Thor haven’t gotten the chance to interact yet.
Thor isn’t into ruling at all. Loki learns very quickly that he cannot and will not get away with any of his tomfoolery this time. Thor would be more interested in living life and having a good time.
Valkyrie and the Dora Milaje gives more joy than I could ever imagine.
Consider:
- Thor in the mountains partying with M’Baku, or attempting to at least
- Bruce visiting Shuri’s lab
- SHURI FINDING A WAY TO MAKE IT SO BRUCE WILL NEVER BECOME THE HULK ACCIDENTALLY/AGAINST HIS WILL AGAIN
- Brunhilde finding love again with one of the Dora
- Doubledating with those two Asgardian lesbians
- In light of some of Black Panther’s major themes…maybe some interesting conversations and interactions regarding Wakandan vs Asgardian vs rest-of-the-worldian views of racism, nationalism, and xenophobia
- No this is interesting.
- Because Asgardians have all different skin colors, but they have a unified culture, and their sense of “race” seems to be “inhabitants of a particular realm” with no real subdivisions therein.
- Like I bet you that Thor is still kinda baffled by the idea of “nations,” let alone “tribes”…not that he doesn’t get the concept, but that he’s confused, amused, and bemused that human evolutionary anthropology played out the way it did.
- (Asgard must have a very small population/low birthrate, considering all those refugees fit comfortably onto just one ship)
- ”So I am confusion. You are all from the same planet??? With a few notable exceptions you all have roughly the same powers and abilities???? And yet you’ve split up into groups???? Based largely on skin color???? And the specific location of one’s birth within arbitrary parameters???? EXPLAIN”
- And Wakandans are obviously well-educated in foreign languages and global affairs, but most of them have never actually seen a person who isn’t from Wakanda let alone talked to one
- So how do those first meetings go
- anyway
- The first time Loki tries to encircle the DM with clones of himself Okoye just swings her electric spear in a circle, knocks all his asses down, and then stabs him in the foot bc seriously fuck this guy
- Thor calling down thunder to power T’Challa’s suit
- Thor getting along with Ramonda bc she reminds him of Frigga
- “So you had a blood relative you didn’t know about try to take over the country and then conquer everyone else too huh”
- Asgardian and Wakandan children making each other little playdoh-esque clay toys because kids dgaf about where their friends are from and that’s why little kids are better than you
- “Umama look! Verdandi says it’s called a bilgesnipe.”
- “Mother look! Lindiwe says it’s called a rhinoceros.”
- Wakandan and Asgardian children must be like the biggest daredevils ever. Bucky “White Wolf” Barnes gets roped into babysitting a group of kids and by the time their parents get back from some important solemn ceremony that children are not invited to, he’s all “put me back in cryo; these kids are jumping off waterfalls and playing chicken with actual goddamn bull elephants it’s like a bunch of tiny Steves my heart literally can’t handle the stress.”
